[v.1 Kraken (PE$O PETE)]
Oh shit! I was resting
In the ocean
I think this octo-pussy queefed, huh?
Now I've awoken
No myth, each verse
A curse, Poseidon spit
Try to bite off me?
If I'm flowing, then the tides'll switch
Bro, your story's utter nonsense
I say your name and utter nonsense
Cutuh, cuh-cu, cutuh, cuz... uh...
FUCK IT!
Too much bullshit, not enough vowels (yeah!!)
No drip, this fish in a drought
Cruise ships, toothpicks, spitting them out
Who's insignificant now?
Put the shrimp back in an aquarium
You look like a new Covid variant
I'm in the sea bed, you got no real depth
That's why they put you in Terraria
Spare me from playing your games, boy
Or I'm giving Jones the location
You'll get your shit rocked, and put in a big box
A locker combination
[v.2 Cthulhu (LEECHY!)]
What even is
This cephalopod's goal?
Your only claim to fame's a series of films
Of terrible plot holes
Every mortal, I stomp on
Like one steps on a cockroach
Severs your flesh, selling you
Fresh at a Costco
I'm the head on the top throne
Several gods know
You're full of watered-down seamen
And skeleton crossbones
I bit off your style?
What are these pitiful soft jokes?
I'll take you further under
Than your crypto stock growth

[v.3 Kraken (PE$O PETE)]
Kraken was out screeching and plundering
I was marked a scourge
This dragon fell asleep in a dungeon
And hit "Do Not Disturb"
Hit him with this double
Like an action surge
Your flow is like most people who supposedly
Show you on film - amateur
Cultivate a culture based
On cults of ancient scum
Culminated by an author
Who was basically a cunt
You're not the first idea
That he had that was appalling
A sexist and racist, he put
A new meaning to catcalling
[v.4 Cthulhu (LEECHY!)]
Despite your frame and size
You couldn't measure up to me
In any given sport
You're 20,000 leagues beneath
You're a ghost of what you were
And I'm a phantom of the seas
Need the Necronomicon?
Because your fandom is deceased
You couldn't fathom my real appearance
Your calamari brain's pan frying
You're only sighted by drunks and bums
They say you're big? Now that's cap sizing
A single cannonball splits the Kraken?
You can't deny it, you're that spineless
Your battles bring you fulfillment?
They look like pirated hentai shit
Get cracked like a shut clam
Put a cork in it like your rum brand
Why should I rebuttal this scumbag?
See the sperm whale if you want comeback
I'm a living breathing legend
You're a pet who's on a leash, who
Lays in wait in movie cameos
And hoping they'll release you