[J.D.]
A truck to a Texan
Is  just like his hat

[BENNY]
You  don't feel complete
If you ain't got that

[RONALD]
A truck is a marker
A  part of the plan
That  says you're grown up
That says you're a man

[GREG]
If  you live in the North, you can drive a Sedan

[JESUS]
But if you live in Texas
And you ain't got no truck

[CHRIS]
Buddy, you're stuck

[ALL MALE CONTESTANTS, DON]
Buddy,  you're stuck
If I had this truck
I'd have a piece of the pie
If I had this truck
And a drop of good luck
I might get by...

[HEATHER]
Daddy wished he'd had a boy
He raised me to be tough
He and Mama always fought
And when he had enough
He'd grab his hat and coat
And though I was only five
He'd say, "Come with me, little girl
I'm gonna teach you how to drive!"
And he'd let the engine warm up
And he'd say, "Your coach awaits!"
And he'd lift me in that dusty truck
With the rusty license plates
There was no heat in the cab
And four different kind of wheels
And I thought, man
Now I know how Cinderella feels!

If I had this truck
I'd be okay on my own
No more riding my bike
Come and go as I like
Just me alone
[KELLI]
If I had this truck
Man, that would be hot!
I'd flip folks the bird
As I peel out the lot!

[NORMA]
Oh, when I win this truck
I'll give thanks to the Lord
'Til the day that I go
To my proper reward!

[JANIS]
If you live in the South, you can drive an Accord

[NORMA]
But if you live in Texas
And you ain't got no truck
Honey, you're stuck

[ALL WOMEN CONTESTANTS]
Honey, you're stuck

[ALL CONTESTANTS, DON]
If I had this truck
I'd have a piece of the pie
[KELLI, NORMA, GREG, RONALD]
If I had this truck

[KELLI, NORMA, CHRIS, GREG, RONALD, JESUS]
I'd hold my head up high!

[BENNY]
No, I won't leave 'til I win!

[GREG]
And my life can begin!

[HEATHER]
Sweet Jesus, I hate my Schwinn!

[NORMA]
I know to covet's a sin...

[ALL CONTESTANTS, DON]
But picture me drivin' in
My brand new truck!
My brand new truck...

[RONALD]
Car don't make money
Truck make money