ONE DAY I WAS GOING TO THE ROXY
AND THIS FUCKING GAY FEMALE BAND WERE PLAYING LIVE
THEY WERE CALLED THE SLITS FOR SOME FUCKING REASON
AND THEIR SINGER ARI UP SOUNDED LIKE A DYING WHALE
SO I FUCKING SMASHED HER HEAD IN WITH HER MICROPHONE
AND FORCED HER TO CONSUME MY BLOOD AND SEMEN
AND FORCED HER TO WATCH DUNGEON PORN
AS JOHNNY ROTTEN MASTURBATED
AND STEVE AND PAUL AND GLEN FUCKED EACH OTHER IN THE ASS
AND I TORTURED THEIR GUITARIST VIV ALBERTINE
AND I MURDERED THEIR DRUMMER PALMOLIVE
AND I DISEMBOWLED THEIR BASSIST TESSA POLLITT
THEY'RE JUST LITTLE BITS OF BRAIN NOW
THE SLITS ARE GAY
THE SLITS ARE GAY
THE SLITS ARE GAY

ALSO PETE SHELLEY IS GAY

SO I WALKED DOWN THE STREET AND INTO THE PUB
AND MALCOLM MCLAREN WAS IN THERE
SO I BEAT HIM WITH AN ANVIL AND CRUSHED HIS SKULL
AND I SOLD HIM TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
AND I SET HIS FUCKING HOUSE ON FIRE
AND I KILLED A BUNCH OF TEDDY BOYS
AND FUCKED THEIR GIRLFRIENDS
AND HAD SEX WITH A SCOOTER THAT BELONGED TO A MOD
AND KILLED THE FAGGOT MOD
AND FORCED STING TO FUCK STEWART COPELAND
IN THE FUCKING EYEBALLS
WHILE ANDY SUMMERS WATCHES AND CRIES
I FUCKED JOHNNY ROTTEN IN THE ASS
I FUCKED JOHNNY ROTTEN IN THE ASS
I FUCKED JOHNNY ROTTEN IN THE ASS
AND I ALSO FUCKED THE RAMONES IN THE ASS

I RIPPED OUT SIOUXSIE SIOUX'S HAIR
AND SHOVED IT UP MY PENISHOLE
THEN I KILLED MY GIRLFRIEND NANCY
AND I FUCKED HER FUCKING BODY

I LISTEN TO ANAL CUNT
AND SETH PUTNAM IS GAY
AND JOE STRUMMER IS GAY
AND MICK JONES IS GAY
AND PAUL SIMONON IS GAY
AND TERRY CHIMES IS GAY
AND TOPPER HEADON IS GAY
AND WIRE ARE GAY
AND GANG OF FOUR ARE GAY
AND THE CURE ARE GAY
AND UK SUBS ARE GAY
AND DISCHARGE IS GAY
AND THE EXPLOITED ARE GAY
AND SUBWAY SECT ARE GAY
AND EDDIE AND THE HOT RODS ARE GAY
AND EATER ARE GAY
AND THE SAINTS ARE GAY
AND NICK CAVE IS GAY
AND WILLIE NELSON IS GAY