[Verse 1]
Turn the page
And it's the scoop of the century
Don't wanna be L7
I had enough of this
This is brainwash
And this is a clue
To the stars who fool you

[Pre-Chorus]
Tell me why you can't explain
You're only looking for vinyl

[Chorus]
Yeah, didn't they fool you?
They wanna be you

[Verse 2]
Gimme World War Three
We can live again
You didn't fool me
I fooled you
You wanna be me
Yeah, you wanna be me
You wanna be someone
Ruin someone
[Chorus]
Yeah, didn't I fool you?
I ruined you
Yeah, didn't I fool you?
I sussed you out

[Verse 3]
I got you in the camera
And I got you in my camera
A second of your life
Ruined for life
You wanna ruin me in your magazine
You wanna cover us in margarine

[Chorus]
And now is the time
You got the time
To realise
To have real eyes

[Refrain]
No, no, no, no, no, no
No!

[Bridge]
Down, down, down, down
And I'll take you down on the underground
Down in the dark
And down in the crypt
Down in the dark
Where the typewriter fit
[Chorus]
Down with your pen and pad
Ready to kill
To make me ill
Down, wanna be someone
Wanna be someone
Need to be someone
You wanna be me

[Outro]
Ruin me
A typewriter god
A black-and-white king
PVC
Blackboard books
Black and white
Wanna be me