[WINNIFRED, spoken]
And so it was, that soon after his encounter with the dragon Fafner, young Prince Waldere fell into the enchanted mud and before long, his head grew back! Whereupon he married the Princess... And they lived happily ever after. Well I'm glad. 

(sung)
They all lived happily, happily, happily ever after
The couple is happily leaving the chapel eternally tied
As the curtain descends, there is nothing but loving and laughter
When the fairy tale ends, the heroine's always a bride

Ella, the girl of the Cinders
Did the wash and the walls and the winders
But she landed a prince who was brawny and blue-eyed and blond
Still I honestly doubt that
She could ever have done it without that
Crazy lady with the wand--
(spoken)
Cinderella had outside help!
(sung)
I have no one but me
Fairy Godmother, Godmother, Godmother!
Where can you be?
(spoken)
I haven't got a Fairy Godmother. I haven't got a godmother. I have a mother. A plain ordinary woman...

(sung)
Snow White was so pretty, they tell us
That the Queen was insulted and jealous
When the mirror declared that Snow White was the fairest of all
She was dumped on the border
But was saved by some men who adored 'er--
Oh I grant you--they were small
(spoken)
But there were seven of them. Practically a regiment!
(sung)
I'm alone in the night
By myself. Not a dwarf, not an elf, not a goblin in sight
(spoken)
That girl had seven determined little men working day and night just for her--Oh sure, the Queen gave her a poisoned apple, even so...
(sung)
She lived happily, happily, happily ever after
A magical kiss counteracted the apple eventually
Though I know I'm not clever, I'll do what they tell me I hafta!
I want some happily ever after to happen to me

(sung)
Winnifred, maid of the mire
Has one simple human desire
Oh I ask for no more than two shoes on the floor next to mine
Oh, someone to fly and to float with
To swim in the marsh and the moat with
As for this one
Well, he'd be fine
(spoken)
But now it's all up to me!
(sung)
And I'm burning to bring in a boat
If I don't I'll be stuck with goodbye and good luck and get out
(spoken)
But I don't want to get out! I wanna get in!

(sung)
I wanna get into some happily, happily ever after
I want to walk happily out of the chapel eternally tied
For I know that I'll never live happily ever after
'Til after I'm a bride
And then I'll be happily happy!
Yes, happily happy!
And thoroughly satisfied!
Satisfied!
Satisfied!
Oh yeah!