[Intro: Sam Lachow]
Party, party, party
We're killers and life savers
Drug dealers intermingle with pimps and gang bangers
And haters hatin' the chains and things cuz they can't afford 'em
The players looking for pussy, the pussy looking for Captain Morgan
Who got the captain in em?
I'm laughing at battle rappers, iffy dumb rhymes , and sometimes a punch line
It's crunch time, can you hear it?
It's lookin' like trouble and smellin' like teen spirit

[Verse 1: Sam Lachow]
Blowing weed and lighting fire to paper
Rolled a couple extra cuz we'll be lightin' 'em later
Now someone hide the weed cuz I'm busy hiding the Jäger
Now I'm dealing with police and apologizing to neighbors
Like, "I'm fucking sorry man, it won't happen again
I know it's 2 a.m., I'll start kicking out all my stupid friends
The kids are alright, we just having a fun night
Matter fact, fuck that! We're gon' party to sunrise!
A bunch of dumb guys just doing what kids do
I know a bunch of years ago you was a kid too
So take a trip and come and hang with all the boys
And you can't pick another night that you complain about the noise
Bitch!"
Hahaha!
This one goes out to D.A.P
What up [?], I see you
Alright, look
Let's bring the beat back in, c'mon

[Verse 2: John Martin]
Walked in, leaned back, full glass, [?]
Six-pack, weed sack, I'm fly boy, SEA-TAC
Manuever like a pooper-scooper, my music the shit
So what it dookie? I don't believe that we've met, I'm gone
[?]
I'm so amazing, we made it
The mini van that we came in was so stuffed
When we got out there was circus music playing, what up!
Sorr-ay to break up the soirée
But I've had a long day, where the fuck's [?]
The hallway full so I hit the back porch
Sat at the back door like "Can I hit that [?]"
[?]
We just came to wake the neighbors up