[Verse 1]
If it's tucked way back off a no-lane road
If it's the kinda spot where the outcasts go
If there's a parking lot full of jacked-up highs
Let the up-downs think it's just a neon dive, yeah!

[Chorus]
Well, that's the kinda bar that I wanna drink beer in
Kinda jukebox that I wanna drop quarters in
Kinda girls that I wanna be seen with
The kinda bar that I wanna drink beer in

[Verse 2]
Where there's a local legend that likes to hustle pool
This old boy's been known to have a good game too
If there's an old barkeep that never smiles
Well buddy, that's the kinda place I wanna hang awhile, hey!

[Chorus]
Well, that's the kinda bar that I wanna drink beer in
Kinda jukеbox that I wanna drop quarters in
Kinda girls that I wanna be seen with
The kinda bar that I wanna drink beer in
That's thе kinda bar that I wanna shoot shots in
Thick cloud of smoke that I wanna stomp boots in
Kinda roughnecks I wanna sing along with
The kinda bar that I wanna drink beer in
Oh! Oh!
[Bridge]
Well, if the cover band
Knows a few Haggard tunes
A little rock and roll
And a whole lotta blues, yeah!

[Chorus]
Yeah, that's the kinda bar that I wanna drink beer in
Kinda jukebox that I wanna drop quarters in
Kinda girls that I wanna be seen with
The kinda bar that I wanna drink beer in
That's the kinda bar that I wanna shoot shots in
Thick cloud of smoke that I wanna stomp boots in
Kinda roughnecks I wanna sing along with
The kinda bar that I wanna drink beer in

[Outro]
Yeah! Oh!
Yeah, that's the kinda bar I wanna drink beer in
All right now!
Come on, pass me one