[Verse 1]
Hey Mr. Bulldog, why so sad?
You take a dump, I pick it up in a bag
And even though sometimes you drive me m-m-mad
You're the best damn dog that I ever had, c'mon

[Hook]
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog

[Verse 2]
Oh, one of these days I'm gonna find a new lover
My bulldog don't cry, no, he doesn't even bother
I come walking through the front door late at night
My bulldog doesn't cry, doesn't put up a fight, no

[Hook]
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
[Bridge]
You don't care
Let the people stare
You just do your thing
Do it everywhere
C'mon!
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog

Alright ladies and gentleman, I'm about to show you a trick that I learned in November 1994 (Aw yeah!)
This one's called "Take a deep fucking breath when I say go"
You ready? (Yeah!)
Go!
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bu-Bu-Bu-Bu-Bu-Bu-Bu...

[Hook]
Yeah!
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
[Verse 3]
Mr. Bulldog, I just want you
I don't need no Chihuahuahua-wohoo
I carry you around forever and ever
And I'm gonna to stop loving you, never

[Hook]
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
My bulldog
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
Give it to me one more time
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
Bulldog!

Yeah!
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog
Bu-Bu-Bu-Bulldog