[Verse 1]
As if you got shit as if you gotten lit
As if you got any money to fed your honey
As if yo' chick is an bunny as if yo' ass ain't runny
As if it is gonna be sunny (woah)
As if you gotten stuff as if they'll be an good Government as if life got better yeah
As if anyone got rich as if you got any bitches
As if you this got pitch as if you got bitches (yeah)

[Chorus]
(as if) As if I have an good life
As if I had an good wife
As if... (woo)

[Verse 2]
As if this shit gonna get popular
As if they will be an good cop
As if yo' girl give good top
As if yo' life got any good pop
Yeah I keep on sayin'
As if you didn't get any fake friends
As if you got any fake trends as if (woah)
Woo