Xhris2Eazy
MasterChef

[Intro]
Don't worry 'bout what the fuck they be doin'
It's KultLyfe bitch
Had to stop for a smoke cause I need me a domer
They should put me on the Yankees, I'm the Bronx Bomber
We been goin' major league but without the soccer
Mask up on my face, it got me lookin' like a lobster
Some days I be buggin,' I swear I just miss my grandma
Grandma shootin' up, mt mom told me don't follow after
Courtyard just gave me a million dollars

[Verse]
I'm doin' my thangy thang, hitin' my dance, I'm gettin' jiggy
I'm doin' my percy dance, just kicked in it got me itchin'
I can't sip the liquor, normal shit make me feel icky
I be rockin' Chrome Hearts, I don't rock no Dickies
I been rollin' missiles, now my hands are feelin' sticky
I can't trust a hoe, I know this bitch gon' try to trick me
Me and broski at the park like Mordecai and Rigby
It's fuck me, now its fuck you, man I feel like 50
I just drank the whole pint, this shit got me pissin'
You ain't ever fuckin' with me, let's be realistic
Sorry I ain't hit you back, shawty, I was smokin'
Coughin' up a lung from these blunts that I be tokin'
Like I hacked the game, everything I do is broken
Like I had a cheat code, they gon' try and patch it
On yo face I'm jumpin' up and down just like a matress
Step into my crib that shit just like the House of Madness
Dozin' off, I'm stuck to the floor like a magnet
Bad bitch, fuck her in her jaw, then I go and pass it
Fuckin' up my kidney, I been fuckin' up my bladder
I went to the surgeon and I left with pills after
That boy tried to steal some sauce, but it was a disaster
Cheffin' up some magic, I'm the chef, bitch I'm the master
Shawty tellin' me how she 'bout to get her master's
Stackin' up the bodies, I think I could be a knacker
With a redneck bitch, we ridin' on a tractor
I'm a reptile, watch me turn pterodactyl
Sharpening my knife, I think I'ma need an anvil
I been poppin' Percocets, nah I ain't takin' Advil
Snakes up in the grass, all that I hear is the rattle
I can't do no dirt with you, I feel like you gon' tattle
She won't come to the crib, I took her to the castle
Out at Walmart tweakin,' I feel like I'm Frank Hassle
Sippin' on this drank and I get dumb as fuck like Homer
Had to stop for a smoke cause I need me a domer
They should put me on the Yankees, I'm the Bronx Bomber
We been goin' major league, but without the soccer
Mask up on my face, it got me lookin' like a lobster
Some days I be buggin,' I swear I just miss my grandma
Grandma shootin' up, my mom told me don't follow after
Take a breath and talk to God, talk to higher power
Shawty smell so good, this bitch be smellin' like a flower
At Times Square with the homies, feel like rush hour
I got good hygienics, we be fuckin' in the shower
I would trade for some pussy, that's that flower power