[Verse 1]
I finally get why girls eat ice cream when their hearts break
And I get why they hate it when he calls them crazy
Why they burn his shit, and drive by his place
And it seems no common sense is made
I finally get why girls eat ice cream when their hearts break
Ooh-ooh-ooh

[Verse 2]
I finally get why girls think wine will help them, but it won't
Or deletin' every single message on their phone
Can't understand why it went so wrong
Why they never felt like they belong
I finally get why girls think wine will help them, but it won't
Ooh-ooh-ooh

[Chorus]
And you can't feel, 'cause you're so numb
And you wish you could phone 'em
'Cause he's been there all along
And you're cryin' in the bathroom
Hopin' no one can hear you
And he's long gone
Yeah, I finally get it, but I wish I didn't

[Verse 3]
I finally get why girls don't want to hear it when their friends say
"He wasn't even that good lookin' in the first place
And the single life is where it's at
You'll find someone better than that"
I finally get why girls don't want to hear what their friends say
Ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh
[Chorus]
And you can't feel, 'cause you're so numb
And you wish you could phone 'em
'Cause he's been there all along
And you're cryin' in the bathroom
Hopin' no one can hear you
And he's long gone
Yeah, I finally get why I thought that I loved him
I finally get why I'm better off without him
Yeah, I finally get it, but I wish I didn't

[Outro]
Yeah, I finally get why girls eat ice cream when their hearts break