There's no such thing as a perfect boy
They will break a girl's heart and it brings them joy
I don't care if they need my attention 'cause
I fell in love with my own reflection

Swarovski crystals on my phone
Don't need nobody, (yeah), I'm fine alone
So don't try to call me, so don't try to text
'Cause you won't reach my Sidekick LX

My new phone is so fucking iced out
On the way to the mall it's so fucking nice out
Gonna get a pretzel, maybe stop at Hot Topic
The boys keep on staring and they're staring at my Sidekick

Lots of phone charms, gloomy bear and Hello Kitty
Hit mе up on MySpace and I'll come to your city
Gonna teasе my hair and put on some eyeliner
See me at my show head to toe in designer

Don't call me anymore, I'm not your whore
You shouldn't have cheated now hit the door
Ooh woo, you gotta go!
So don't try to call me, so don't try to text
'Cause you won't reach my Sidekick LX
LX (Sidekick LX)
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Don't waste my time, you should just quit
I love myself now, you're not worth it
I know it's big but I don't fucking want it
'Cause every time you call I feel like I'm gonna vomit

Swarovski crystals on my phone
Don't need nobody, (yeah), I'm fine alone
So don't try to call me, so don't try to text
'Cause you won't reach my Sidekick LX