Emmett: "Uh. Hello. I am Emmett. I'm just going to come right out, I have no idea what's going on... at all."

Vitruvius: "My fellow master builders, including but not limited to: Superman, Wonder Woman, the Mermaid, Green Ninja, 1980-something's space guy, Michelangelo, Michael Angelo, and the 2002 NBA All-Stars. We have learned that Lord Business plans to end the world as we know it."

Master Builders: "Boo!"

Virtruvius: "There is yet one hope. The special has arisen."

Emmett: "...I think I got it... But just in case... Tell me the whole thing again. I wasn't listening."

Master Builders: "Boo!"

*action scenes

Batman: "Relax everybody. I'm here."

Emmett: "Batman?! AWESOME!!! Could you make one of these in orange?"

Batman: "I only work in black, and sometimes very very dark grey."

*the Lego Movie sign shows up

Emmett: "Hey pal. I hate to tell you this, but uh, I don't think you're supposed to be here. Well, I guess I'm going to have to report yeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-(goes on for at least 20 seconds)

*text reads: Chris Pratt
Will Ferrell
Elizabeth Banks
Will Arnett
with Liam Neeson
and Morgan Freeman