Harley Quinn (HQ): Come and pay your respects
I am crazy… complex
Hear how this anarchist protagonist
Met her villainous ex
It all started back when I was
Doctor Harleen Quinzell
Arkham’s Clinical Psychologist
The gist is I fell
For a felon
Clearly criminally insane
And then I fell into a vat
That changed my skin tone and my name
I may have lost my mind
But now I’m back on the grind
This little monster’s free
And she’s no longer defined
As the sidekick or side chick
Of the rogue that oppressed her
Harley Queen’s holding court
And I don’t need a jester
Been through denial, depression, bargaining
And now I’m just pissed
I’m putting “Do what I wanna”
At the top of the list
I’ve never been a quitter
'Cause my heart’s full of glitter
No one can stop me
THUG: There she is, get her! HQ: Ah!