[Verse 1]
Mom and dad want me to have a college education
But I disagree, and if you were me, you would see my situation
Because I have gone and fell in love so I might as well confess
I don't want a PhD, I just want to be an MRS

[Chorus]
I don't want a PhD, but I don't want an MA
All I want is the man I love and we'll work it out someway
ABC's don't interest me I'm ready to say yes
I don't want a PhD, I just want to be an MRS

[Verse 2]
I can't be the way I want with my head stuck in a book
I just want to be his wife and learn to sew and cook
I'd rather make love by candle light than study for a test
I don't want a PhD, I just want to be an MRS

[Chorus]
I don't want a PhD but I don't want an MA
All I want is the man I love and we'll work it out someway
ABC's don't interest me I'm ready to say yes
I don't want a PhD, I just want to be an MRS
I don't want a PhD, I just want to be an MRS