[Chorus]
Two drunk kids turning up for the night
Hey, where you been all my life?
Two drunk kids are you down for the ride?
Hey, and if you're not I'm waiting
Two drunk kids turning up for the night
Hey, where you been all my life?
Two drunk kids are you down for the ride?

[Verse 1]
Pacemaker, we're not for the feint of heart
Let me dance till I die, till I fall apart
Run around in the night it'll hide the scars
Call a cab for me, take a dab for me
So what's one too many drinks at the club gonna do?
When your whole life is a zoo
What's one too many drinks at the club gonna do?
I was, I was dealing with a punk by the bouncer
That's when I caught her staring, seeing what I'm wearing
Eyes met, silver screen scene, what a dream
But I doubt she remembers who I am, but I mean
I know there's physical things, attraction, her lips, my lips
Need action, come closer, won't you come closer?

[Chorus]
Two drunk kids turning up for the night
Hey, where you been all my life?
Two drunk kids are you down for the ride?
Hey, and if you're not I'm waiting
Two drunk kids turning up for the night
Hey, where you been all my life?
Two drunk kids are you down for the ride? (Hm)
[Verse 2]
I thought that I would rather be here all alone
Thought my distractions were enough to fill the soul
But this girl, she found the way into my being
I can't fight the feeling now (Can't fight)
She's all I'm seeing
Said her name was T with a smile and a laugh, and I smiled back
Grabbed her by the waist and she said, "I like that"
"Find a better place, get to know me better"
So now we at the spot and we not turning down
Said she told her friends that she won't be around
I like the sound of that, now where were we at?

[Chorus]
Two drunk kids turning up for the night
(To, to, to drunk, drunk)
Two drunk kids are you down for the ride?
(Are you down? Uh-uh, uh-uh are you down?)
Two drunk kids turning up for the night
Where you been all my life?
Two drunk kids are you down for the ride?

[Outro]
Alright, so uh, you're going to tell me what happened or am I just gonna guess?
Um, yeah, I mean I guess after that (Uh-huh)
Yeah, we just went to her house (Okay)
It was a really good night, we, we played games (Good)
She ordered food, I met her cat (Nice)
Um, we had sex, I guess (Nice, nice)
Which is nice, good (Okay)
I like her, she's really cute, very funny (Okay, okay)
Um, and, and she thinks I should meet her parents (That's weird, weird)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't know, I don't know (Yeah)
I think I wanna see her again (You should)
I think I really wanna see her again
(You should, you really should, why not?)
Nah, I don't know, anyways, that's about it
(Nice, sounds like a good time)