[Verse 1]
Baby, we were making straight A's
But we were stuck in a dumb daze
Don't take much time to memorize your lies
I feel like I've been hypnoticized
And then the magic man, he come to town
But he done spun my head around
He said, "Recess is in session
Two and two make five"
Well little baby, I'm alive
Oh, yeah
I am alive

[Chorus]
And if you wanna be the teacher's pet
Baby you just better forget it
Rock got no reason
Rock got no rhymе
You better get mе to school on time, yeah

[Verse 2]
Well, you know I was on the honor roll
Got good grades
Ain't got no soul
Raised my hand 'fore I could speak my mind
I've been bitin' my tongue too many times
And then, the magic man said to obey
Now, do what magic man do
Not what magic man say
Now, can I please have the attention of the class?
Today's ass-ignment, you know what it is, uh-huh
(Kick some ass!)
[Chorus]
Said if you wanna be the teacher's pet
Well, baby you just better forget it
'Cause rock got no reason
Rock got no rhyme
You better get me to school on time
Said if you wanna be the teacher's pet
Well, baby you just better forget it
'Cause rock got no reason
Rock got no rhyme
You better get me to school on time
Now check this out

[Instrumental Break]
Uh, yeah, whoo
(One, two, three, four!)

[Chorus]
Said if you wanna be the teacher's pet
Well, baby you just better forget it
'Cause rock got no reason
Rock got no rhyme
You better get me to school on time
Said if you wanna be the teacher's pet
Well, baby you just better forget it
'Cause rock got no reason
Rock got no rhyme
You better get me to school on time