I'm not scared of the dark;
Or zombies or the boogie man;
I'm not scared of demons and things that I can't see
I'm not scared of motherfucking monsters or ghosts and goblins
I'm not scared of fuckin' conmen or freaks;
I'm not scared of the Devil, Jesus, or that other guy
I'm not scared of anyones imaginary friends;
I'm not scared of God

I love you so much, and all I do is care
And everytime I think about you leaving I get scared;
So promise that you'll promise not to leave
And I promise that I'll promise not to eat you while you sleep
And I'll protect you from the Devil, he'll never ever get you
Give me all your children and I'll promise to protect you
You'll hear me in your dreams through voices in your head;
Question if I'm real I'll make your family dissapear;
You'll see

I love you more than you could understand
I love you so much it makes my eyes bleed
But don't you try and find me;
I'm real like the voices that you hear;
I'm real like the promises I made to make your family dissapear;
You only breathe because I let you;
I also made the earth and put the Devil here to test you
I never fuckin' rest dude
My voice inside your head is like a guide to all your fears
I promise you I'm real, I'll make your family dissapear

I used to be a stupid fuckin' dinosaur
Everybody thinks that I'm a motherfuckin' alien
I change my mind a couple times and everybody thinks I'm fuckin' crazy;
I guess this silly universe will never understand me;
Speak about the Devil once or twice and I get beat up
The Devil isn't real, just relax and get your feet up;
Jesus said; nothing you morons;
'coz Jesus is as real as the Devil
'coz Jesus is as real as the Devil
'coz Jesus is as real as the Devil

I'm not scared of the dark;
Or zombies or the boogie man;
I'm not scared of demons and things that I can't see
I'm not scared of motherfucking monsters or ghosts and goblins
I'm not scared of fuckin' conmen or freaks;
I'm not scared of the Devil, Jesus, or that other guy
I'm not scared of anyones imaginary friends;
I'm not scared of God