[Verse 1]
Old computers rotting, waiting for a hard drive
You order them online, but they don't arrive
Yearning for the ding, well caught into a snag
I don’t see it--does it mean that we can play laser tag?

[Verse 2]
I hear the bird's a'calling on the great tall trees
I heard this tune before, it must be a reprise
I wonder if AI’s alright, and why I try to lag
I don't know it--does it mean that we can play laser tag?

[Chorus]
It's laser tag, don't make me brag, don't make me gag
'Cause you know, Georgy, I might say woah
You'll never aim it at me so, let's see how well you can go
It’s lasеr tag
Don’t make me brag

[Verse 3]
I'm sorry that I shot at you, It was so rude
You wеre trying to shoot, and I am a prude
You said that you were a great, a hotshot on the loose
I said that’s a lie, you were a loser waiting to be diffused

[Chorus]
It's laser tag, don't make me brag don't make me gag
’Cause you know, Georgy, I might say woah
You'll never aim it at me so, let's see how well you can go
It's laser tag
Don't make me brag
[Interlude]
Un, Deux, Trois, Quatre, Cinq, Six, Sept, Huit

[Chorus]
It's laser tag, don't make me brag don't make me gag
'Cause you know, Georgy, I might say woah
You'll never aim it at me so, let's see how well you can go
It's laser tag
Don't make me brag