[Intro: Pablo Hernández]
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
You're gonna top this
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
You better hit this
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
'Cause I'm a hot trick

[Verse 1: Pablo Hernández]
We got on Grindr, started looking for a hung top
I bought an enema, then I flipped the top off
We water's pumping, yes, somebody's gonna top us
We're going home with anybody that can pound us

[Pre-Chorus: Pablo Hernández]
I just wanna get down tonight
Get a piece of my ass tonight
Oh-oh-oh-oh
I really wanna get laid tonight
(Go, Pablo!)

[Chorus: Pablo Hernández]
You get hard or you go home, wanna get it till the morn'
I'll get kinky if you want, na-na-na-na-na
You get hard or you go home, wanna get it till the morn'
I'll get kinky if you want, bitch I'm a bottom
Bitch I'm a bottom
Bitch- bitch I'm a bottom
[Verse 2: Pablo Hernández]
We're waiting on the bed on all fours with our clothes off
I'll put some lube all over it and got my freak on
The neighbor's pissed and says I've gotta close the window
I think they heard me, hope I gave 'em all a good show

[Pre-Chorus: Pablo Hernández]
I just wanna get down tonight
You better fucking show up tonight
Oh-oh-oh-oh
I really wanna get laid tonight
(Go, Pablo!)

[Chorus: Pablo Hernández]
You get hard or you go home, wanna get it till the morn'
I'll get kinky if you want, na-na-na-na-na
You get hard or you go home, wanna get it till the morn'
I'll get kinky if you want, bitch I'm a bottom
Bitch I'm a bottom
Bitch- bitch I'm a bottom
Bitch I'm a bottom
Bitch I'm a bottom
Bitch I'm a bottom
Bitch I'm a bottom
Tell me how big you are
Eight inches at least or more
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Tell me how big you are
[Verse 3: Manila Luzon]
All- all- all the power bottoms, they get me
They feel me up in their kidney
In Louboutins with my strap-on
And you still wanna get with me
I wanna hit you baby one more time
Where the sun don't shine, but you Britney
Got you screaming like Scary Movie
And I'm stabbing it like you Sidney (hello, Sidney)
I'ma put it in 'cause you fine, 24 give me a sign
I'ma smoke that ass and pump the path
It's way past hot times
You're like, "Hold up, they're kinda rolled up"
Hell yeah, that's how I get mine
Then I transform and roll up a Manila Optimus Prime

[Chorus: Pablo Hernández]
You get hard or you go home, wanna get it till the morn'
I'll get kinky if you want, na-na-na-na-na
You get hard or you go home, wanna get it till the morn'
I'll get kinky if you want, bitch I'm a bottom

[Bridge: Pablo Hernández]
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Why won't you top this?
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
It feels just like fish
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
You better hit this
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
'Cause I'm a hot trick
Tell me how big you are ('cause I'm a hot trick)
Tell me how big you are ('cause I'm a hot trick)
Tell me how big you are ('cause I'm a hot trick)
Tell me how big you are!
[Outro: Manila Luzon]
Get hard or go home, it's on, bitch
I'm a bottom, these hoes know