Here we are, a one horse town oh oh oh
Try his mothers wedding gown oh oh oh
Steal his sister's magazines

Yeah his preacher loved him so oh oh oh
Daddy was a war hero oh oh oh
Now he's got bruises on both knees

CHORUS
Let's all salute the American Fag
High heels, ball gags
This is how you do it Uncle Sam
La la la la la
He's a modern man
La la la la la
An American Fag

They kicked him off the football team
Then he was homecoming queen
Now he's got a taste for fame

Living in the big city oh oh oh
Spilling cocktails on his sheets oh oh oh
Reading Ginsberg, riding the D train

Let's all salute thе American Fag
High heels, ball gags
This is how you do it Uncle Sam
La la la la la
He's a modеrn man
La la la la la
An American Fag
He may not be in the marines
He's never cut down a tree
But he's got an ear for prose

He's not the son you hoped he'd be
Not a banker on Wallstreet
But maybe there's enough of those…