[Verse 1]
Lizards in powdered wigs
Eating Cheetos on Mars
Spiders in garter belts
Play croquet with the stars
If we sever our heads we could last forever, livestream in between
Till digital death

[Chorus]
In the simulator
Masturbators are sold
Maybe the creator's calculator is broke
What a joke

[Verse 2]
Submarine cosmonaut
Or undercover cop
Suicide radio
Cryin' grape soda pop
Cryogenic crypto
But you spent it all on blow
Now you're all alone
Junky John Doe

[Chorus]
In the simulator
Masturbators are sold
Maybe the creator's calculator is broke
In the simulator wanna hate her, Monroe
Avatar and savior
Sign a waiver and pose
For the black hole
[Bridge]
Rhinestones and Rhymezone
And benzos and cake
Over and over, overstimulate

[Chorus]
In the simulator
Masturbators are sold
Maybe the creator’s calculator is broke
In the simulator wanna hate her Monroe
Avatar and savior
Sign a waiver, and pose
For the black hole