[Verse 1]
The serpent said to Adam and Eve:
“Isn't God is so very hard to please?
And I'm sure you can come back here soon
But now you join the others in the waiting room”

[Verse 2]
The dentist grins with his laughing gas
Receptionists in Venetian masks
Skeletons from this afternoon
Read last year’s magazines in the waiting room

[Verse 3]
Bottles for every sickness
Spotted tongues and black liquids
The medic pokes you with his tube
And a goldfish swims in the waiting room

[Chorus]
Ah-ah-ah
In the waiting room
Ah-ah-ah
In the waiting room

[Verse 4]
See a guitarist with no hands
The intercoms wheeze Chopin
You would scream if it wasn't rude
Playing solitaire in the waiting room
[Verse 5]
Dug a mummy from a plastic tomb
Pulled a dead man from the womb
My gun's an orchid about to bloom
All the plants have teeth in the waiting room

[Verse 6]
The pilot must have had a cough
His propellor blade would not go soft
Shot down men he never knew
But he'd meet them again in the waiting room

[Chorus]
Ah-ah-ah
In the waiting room
Ah-ah-ah
In the waiting room

[Outro]
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah