[Skit]
They say living in Los Santos is the equivalent of smoking a pack a day
If that’s the case, then I want a choice in the matter
So I chose Redwood

I used to sell my body for drug money on the streets
Now, I’ve cleaned up and have a wife and go to church
And I owe it all to Redwood cigarettes

Sometimes when I get really stressed out I beat my children with anything I can lay my hands on
Since I tried Redwoods, I found a way to relax twenty or thirty times a day
I know it’s bad for me, but what’s more important:
Mе, or my children?

Stress kills millions of peoplе each year and causes:
Divorces, automobile accidents and even war