[Skit]
The apocalypse is coming!
Will it be aliens, zombies, or a global financial meltdown?
Whatever it is, you need to be prepared...
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Contains foodstuffs, and alcohol for three months!
A massive array of armaments
Water purifier so you can drink your own urine
And cyanide pills so you can go out like a man!
Don’t dial 911! Dial .357!
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