Janet Jackson
Android (Why U Gotta?)
[Intro]
Why you gotta treat me like an Android?
Why you gotta treat me like an Android?

[Verse 1]
I-phoned her, she didn't pick up
Cause she only fucks with, Apple n***as
I could be the richest man in the galaxy
But as long as I'm with Samsung, she ain't smashin' me

Oh no, I want you girl
Let me come charge up your world
Vitalize your battery life
Come see what my battery like

I may have an HTC One
But I can love your lady lumps
We could get into some trouble
Just forget the green text bubbles

Let's go

[Chorus]
Why you gotta treat me like an Android?
Why you gotta treat me like an Android?
Why you gotta treat me like an Android?
Why you gotta treat me like an Android?

[Verse 2]
She asked, 'Why don't you switch it up?'
Told me 'get an iPhone', I said 'I want a Nexus'
I don't mean to make you mad, I just do different stuff
Ain't gon' transform for you, shoutout to Shia LaBeouf

We've come this far
Don't let #TeamApple tear us apart
We've known about our different views
Right from the very start

Sing it with me!

[Chorus]
Why you gotta treat me like an Android?
Why you gotta treat me like an Android?

Why you gotta treat me like an Android?
Why you gotta treat me like an Android?

[Outro]
And don't listen to your girls
They just haters, man
Mad they boyfriends can't fuck
With my data-plan
This about to be
One of your favorite jams
Move it to the left
Then right again