[Verse 1]
Well it was just
Five guys on a night out (Oh!)
Looks like they could box your lights out
Insatiable hunger
Looking for the one they could take home right now
They're all getting salty
Want to be Sonic, but they're just not fast enough
Want to be that Mac Daddy
But this game of thrones is just too tough

You can't be the king if you taste like shit
The other four guys don't mind a bit
And these Randy Bobandies are so demanding
Knock that pat flat but I'm still standing
Wendy's just another silly girl I knew, but those days are all long gone
If you were right the first time, then how could you be wrong?

[Chorus]
Oh, you're twenty-three years old now
Stick with what you know
And the burger joint just down the road seems like the place to go
Oh, it's comfortable and inviting
And it won't tell you lies
I want that bacon cheeseburger with those damn good fries
[Verse 2]
Well I was just
Feeling kinda greasy
Backstreets feels kinda sleazy
Prices hiked as high as your tights, and I
Can't help just feeling queasy
"Thank God it's Friday"
Said nobody ever, as we all flew out the door
Acting up like a dairy queen, and a
Size queen's always wanting more

KFC, more like JFC
I want to try something new to me
In with excitement, out with scoff
This disappointment can Fuddruck off
Annie might be fun, but I'll never shack
If I die before then of a heart attack
If there's never a first time, then how can I come back?

[Chorus]
Oh, you're 23 years old now
Stick with what you know
And the burger joint just down the road seems like the place to go
Oh, it's comfortable and inviting, and it won't tell you lies
I want that bacon cheeseburger with those damn good fries
[Outro] x4
Have your burger however you like
No I don't mind, no I don't mind
I'm just looking for the right one for me
Don't care how it long it takes to find
However you like
No I don't mind, no I don't mind
I know she's the right one for me
Takes the stress away from the daily grind