[Verse 1]
The taxi's waiting in the snow
I'm almost ready to go
But this Christmas
Is gonna be different
'Cause I got a plan this year
To spread my yuletide cheer
When I walk through the front door, I'll say
"Hi, Mom and Dad, I'm gay"

[Chorus]
It's Christmas
I'm coming out for Christmas
There's gotta be a big Pride flag
Somewhere there in Santa's bag
It's Christmas
I'm coming out for Christmas
Deck the halls with gold and glitter
I ain't waiting 'til next winter

[Verse 2]
You can hang the rainbow stocking
By the fireplace with care
This holiday is gonna be
A big ol' gay affair
You remember my friend, Billy
He's flying in from Philly
I'm sorry, Mom, I thought you knew
Yeah, Billy's gay too

[Chorus]
It's Christmas
I'm coming out for Christmas
Mariah ain't got nothing on me
I'm the new Christmas queen
It's Christmas
I'm coming out for Christmas
So fa-la-la and let's be merry
Just don't invite Uncle Larry

[Bridge]
I'm surprised you didn't know
I'm gayer than Rudolph's nose
It came upon a midnight clear
The new Christmas cheer is being queer
[Chorus]
For Christmas
I'm coming out for Christmas
Trim the tree and hang the lights
I'm not trying to start a fight
It's Christmas
I'm coming out for Christmas
I'll be homo for the holidays
Yeah, I'm gay, gay, gay for Christmas day

[Outro]
Christmas
I'm gay for Christmas
I'm gay for Christmas
I'm gay for Christmas
I'm gay for Christmas
I'm gay for Christmas
I'm gay for Christmas
I'm gay for Christmas
And every other day