Who was it Said
That Nottth was North
And Sounds was Sounds
And Never The Twain shall meet
Well This Song
Answers The Question
Can A simple GOD Fearing
Beer Drinking Country Boy
Find Happiness with
A Freaky No Good Hip Hop
Neurotic Drug Using
Hip Talking New York Bitch


They Say A Redneck
And A Hippie should
Never get Married
But We just Laughed
And done it anyway
For A While Life was Fine
Because Your Life
Was so different from Mine
But now it Seems
That Both of US just ain't
Got very much to Say
Because I realize
You'll Never Love Hank Williams
And I don't Like
The Rolling Stones A bit
And all My Friends
Have short Hair
And Smoke Luckiese
And all Your Friends
Have long Hair and Smoke Shit

So go and roll Yourself
Another Reefrr
And I'll go and pour
Myself another Beere
So Please don't Ask Me why
We can't give it 1 more try
Because I'm too Drunk
To Tell You Baby
And You're too Stoned to Hear


I Like to Dress Up and Look
Just Like A Rich Man
And You Like Wearing Jeans
And Looking Poor
And I Like Dancing Slow
Where The Schlitz
And Memories Flow
And I Like Drinking Coke
And You Like Sniffing Yours


But I quit pretending
Everything's Jim Dandy
And You keep Pretending
Everything's Far out
So just pack up Your Grass
And shake Your Hippie Asse
Back Up North
While I stay Here Down South

So go and roll Yourself
Another Reefrr
And I'll go and Pour Myself
Another Beer
Please don't ask Me why
We can't give it 1 more try
Because I'm too Drunk
To Tell You Girl
And You're too Stoned to Hear
Go Roll Yourself
Another 1 of Them Refers
And I'll go and Pour Myself
Another Beer
So Please don't Ask Me why
We can't give it 1 more try
Because I'm too Drunk
To Tell You Dear
And You're too Stoned to Hear