Let me tell you something
If you want to make out
On Saturday Night
You gotta wear them tight britches
And if you're gonna wear
Them tight britches
You gotta be slim
You can't be no lard Ass
Breakfast black coffee
1 piece of dry toast
No butter no jelly no ham
Lunch 2 celery sticks
No potatoes no ham
Dinner 1 chicken wing
Broiled not fried
No gravy no biscuits no pie
And this dieting
Dieting Dieting Dieting
Sure is A rough way to die
So pass me A carrot Stick
Peal me A fruit
A glass of skim milk and that's all
Turn off the TV
For that Big Mack commercial
Is Driving me right up the wall
And I'm thinking of French fries
Sausage and waffles
Spaghetti and cookies and cake
And each night I'm dreaming
Of Chocolate ice cream
And then I'm starving to death
When I was wake
All for your sake
At work I'm knowwn as
The King of Rice Crisp
I get mad but I'm too weak to fight
Watching the boys eat
Them big Bologna Sandwiches
I'd sell my soul for A bite
The Moon is A big piece
Of sweet Watermelon
The Sun is A big ole fried egg
And keep that dog out
Of the Kitchen or
I swear I'll bite off A piece of his leg
You're fixing the kids
All Them creamed Mashed potatoes
But it's boullion and water for me
And you got A lock
On the refrigerator
Lord knows where you're
Hiding the key
While I'm starving for food
Late at night , I'm starving
For Loving from you
But you say when I
Can see my own Dick
You'll be glad to look at it too
Supper 2 Pieces of Cauliflower Raw
A Beefsteak the size of A nail
! Slice of Tomato A dab of slaw
I swear I ate better in jail
Stop eating that pizza
Right under my nose
Girl it's the least you could do
And put down that candy bar
While I'm singing
I'm starving my ass off for you
So pass me A carrot Stick
Peal me A fruit
A glass of skim milk and that's all
Turn off the TV for that
Big Mack commercial is
Driving me right up the wall
And I'm thinking of French fries
Sausage and
Spaghetti and cookies and cake
And each night I'm dreaming of
Chocolate ice cream
Then I'm starving to death
When I wake, All for your love