Alot of people like cops & Robbers
Short order cooks interns
And Postal Service
Old Maids & Hookers
And Country Music Singers
Saturday Night is working night
If you're lucky
Here's A wild 1 That likes to
Spend his Saturday Night
With the Wild Truckers

Whiplash Will from Watsonville
Has got A rubber spine
Just so has it when he drives his Truck
And Weeks of getting
Hit from Behind
He's A real good sport
If you've got Your checkbook handy
He'll settle out of court
He says come on & hit me
I dare you I dare you
Just rearend me Bust me bend mе
Don't let this neck brace scarе you
Whiplash Will at the
Bottom of the hill
Has got no taillights on
Sitting Double Parked
And sitting in the dark
Waiting for A Cadillac to come along
Hey if you're driving A Rolse
Or an 88 Olds
But if you're driving A Volks
You'll Say hey There folks
You're dragging my game down
Come on & hit me
Come on come on I dare you
Yeah just rearend me
Bust me or bend me
Don't let this neck brace scare you
This twisted neck's
Brought many checks
This spine's been bought & Sold
Yeah he's burrned the bridges
Had paid & Paid
His Lumbar made of Gold
It's Whiplash Will
When Whiplash Will
Has to pay his Bills
He remembers what
His Daddy said
Son A poor boy's
Got to break his back
If he thinks he's ever
Going to get ahead
Whiplash Will from Watsonville
He don't work for long
He's got A doctor & A lawyer
And A tow truck driver
Waiting at the trail Bone
And he warns the rigs
Of the highway pigs
And he'll let them know
On his CB Radio
When the right 1s come along
Hey come on & hit me
Come on come on I dare you
Yeah just rearend me
Bust me bend me
Don't let this neck brace Scare you
Oh last year whip
10-40 good buddy
On that Mercedes