Oh, I'll admit that I ain't tall and handsome
And I'll admit my hair is gettin' thin
And I'm gettin' sort of fat
And some other things like that
So do you wonder why I sit and shyly grin --

It's just because -- Liz got around to Nicky Hilton
And Michael Todd and Wilding...that made three
And she got around to Fisher
And she got around to Burton
So I'm certain that she'll get around to me
So I'm sittin' here just waitin' in the drugstore
As confident and happy as can be
And I never go on dates
I just sit right here and wait
'Cause I know she's got to get around to me
Someday, I know she's got to get around to me!