There once was a hamburger whose name was James—
What? Didn't you know all burgers have names?
Well they do—some are Norbert and some are named Neal,
Some are Llwellyn, some are Lucille,
Some just have nicknames like Bunky or Bean,
Others have long names like Rose-Mavoureen,
Like you, each one’s special and no one's the same,
So please, 'fore you bite,
Be polite—ask their name.