The Bronx
Jack of All Trades
One skill ain't enough in this world
What you need is a jack of all trades
Or somebody who can meet your mother
Or dump her body in the everglades
Or someone who can fix your cable
Or somebody who can lay the pipe
Or make you feel like a fallen angel
And then disappear into the night
It looks like my work around here is done
Jack of all trades, master of none
And if you’re broke and lonely
Then I'm the only man for the job
Why waste all your money
Paying some professional slob?
And you can count on me
Yeah, you can count on mе
Yeah, you can count on me
Love
It looks likе my work around here is done
Jack of all trades, master of none
Why should I have to pick just one?
Jack of all trades, master of none
Are you looking for repair?
No one else can compare
Call me up and I'll be there
Anytime, anywhere
Yeah
Jack of all trades
One skill ain’t enough in this world
What you need is a jack of all trades
Or somebody who can meet your mother
Or dump her body in the everglades
Looks like my work around here is done
Jack of all trades, master of none
Why should I have to pick just one?
Jack of all trades, master of none
No one else can compare
Anytime, anywhere
Yeah