4. BUCKETHEAD'S TOY STORE

"In this poor universe of the stellar-galactic flying tongues, feeble fluorescent fire-flies, a seemingly doomed and dis mal future is approaching nearer and nearer. Unless the force of cruelty can be conquered by an influx of fun, designated by a monstrous shipment of dolls, robots and toys, made by Japanese technicians dedicated to unbelievable, colorful novelty and delivered exclusively to Buckethead's Toy Store, a true wonderland of Joy. Even Rude Ralph agrees..."

(Music)

"Hey, do you have any of those ultra-gross Buckethead/Zillatron dual doll packs left?"

(Music)

(Telephone Rings) "Eh-eh, Buckethead's Toy Store... Oh, dude! Of course we have wax horse teeth, what kind of operation do you think we're running here?!"

(Music)

"Hey! Get outta my way! I gotta getta Buckethead's Toy Store!"

(Music)

"Wow, this is really neat toy store! Wow... "

Guitar: Buckethead
Bass: Bootsy Collins
Drums: Jerome (Bigfoot) Brailey
Voice: Throatrake, Iggy Pop

Written by Buckethead / Eric Wood
Published by Katella Music (BMI) / Eric Wood publ. designee