[Intro]
My mama told me if I was goody
That she would buy me a rubber dolly

[Verse 1]
I got some energy to burn
It makes me jumpy and nervous
But I'm too damn old to join the military service
Hup, two, three, four
I got to hit my baby on a Saturday night
You know the devil made me do it
I know it wasn't right

[Chorus]
Like a loco mosquito
Around and around and around I go
And when I'm hungry, down I go

[Verse 2]
Please Mr. Custer, I don't wanna go
Spend my night in a bar with some stupid dodo
I'm sick of hanging around with old transvestites
They stare at my rubbers, it makes me uptight

[Bridge]
And here I go in love again
Here I go, oh oh oh
Like a loco mosquito
Oh oh oh loco mosquito
Hidey hidey ho
Oh oh oh loco mosquito
Hidey hidey ho
[Verse]
I got some energy to burn
But you always wanna tap it
You're busy sucking on my gas tank
Before I can tap it

[Chorus]
Like a loco mosquito
Around and around and around I go
And when I'm hungry, down I go

[Outro]
Oh oh
Loco mosquito
Bzz bzz
Loco mosquito
Bzz bzz