Do you wear designer jeans?
Do you feel like in your teens?
Are you more than a man of means?
Is everything less than rough?
Are you middle class enough?

Do you have a swimming pool?
Is your hairdo really cool?
Have you never been the fool?
Is everything less than tough?
Are you middle class enough?

Perrier hairspray
Waterbeds for two
Jogging, health foods
And lots of social goo

Khaki pants
White shirts with those alligators
Mercedes-Benz
How about tennis later?

Do do do do do do do...

Are you middle class enough?