[Verse]
Got mad so I hit a n***a with a bowling ball
I just went and hit that bitch with my dick, two bowling balls
I just smacked a n***a with a Jack-o'-lantern
I just worked at a job and got pepper sprayed
I just let my bitch get taken away by an eighth-grader
'Cause back in school, I was ugly as fuck, lookin' like Tow Mater
Told this girl, "My name Cinderella"
Told my grandma she got cockroaches, hahaha
Damn, how the fuck I got a burger with no tomatoes?
I ain't even tripping but, damn, like, why the pickles?
She told me to pull out some money, I pulled out my pickle
Pulled off from the drive-thru 'cause I was short a nickel
I was on some weird shit and cut off my nipple
Then I went to McDonalds and got a Sausage McGriddle
Then I came back with a black pickle
My cousin fucked up, he lost his dribbles
I woke up one morning and I had a crick in my neck
I asked my brother, "How can I fix it?," he slapped my neck
Ran off on a running back on the New York Jets
Then I had ran and got some Jet's Pizza
I ain't wanna sit still, I guess a n***a got Tourette's
She said I'm a dog ass n***a, like, where's the pit?
Ran off on a point guard on the Pistons
Then did a race and won the piston cup
In yo' crib, like, "Where's the refrigerator, n***a? Go catch it"
You n***as weird as hell, talking 'bout, you like edging
Being ass and fire, that's the secret weapon
Police told me, like, "You a n***a, so, where's the weapon?"
Ran off on a n***a at Jack in the Box
Sold a n***a an anime fan, nine-tailed fox
Sold a n***a some fake muscles, he think he The Rock
Short n***a gave me some money, he a leprechaun
I just went and uh
I just went and uh, uh-uh, uh-uh-uh-uh
I just went and got a job, I got a job, bitch
Just went to Subway, I got me a cold-cut sandwich
Got a sloppy hoe, her name is not Joe
She must want the Manwich
I got all the ingredients but I did not have no bread for the sandwich
Smacked the fuck out my manager 'cause the time clock
My momma was broke as fuck, we had these black rocks
I remember being fucked up, we was eating porkchops
But I ain't like them shits, I eat lambchops, hahahaha
I'm the type of n***a to wear a shirt and shorts with no shoes
You the type of n***a to wanna go and snort boobs
I ain't gon' lie, I love the smell of gasoline
I was driving to the gas station and then my car died
I was so broke, I had to wear horse shoes
She said she likes a n***a who's real masculine
Caught my, my step-cousin with Vaseline
His drink got laced, so he looks like a porcupine
When I was young, I was eating on pork and beans
Scammed a white n***a named Charlie Sheen
You gotta have drugs to socialize, why is you a feen?
My barber fucked up, he gave me Cream Betweens
Sorry, mama, damn, I think I just stepped on a crack
Called Xzibit and told him, "Pimp My Ride"
I forgot I ain't got a car, I can't drive
Muddy ran out of some, so I'm like, "Damn, Yuno, give me some crack"