[Verse 1]
All I wanted was a haircut
Until my barber fucked me up
N***a this is not a taper
You shaved the sides and the back off
You might as well just cut it all off
And can I please get my money back?
I asked for a taper, you shaved off the back
I'm just scared that my hair won't grow back

[Chorus]
Why he fuck my head up like that?
It's been two weeks and it didn't grow back
This haircut is so bad I would've rather wore some Shaq's
Now every time I'm around my friends my head get smacked

[Interlude: Yuno Miles]
Ahh!
My barber really fucked me up for like-
I've been getting my head smacked for the past 3 months, and my shit ain't grow back
So whatever the fuck he did he fucked my shit up for good cus' its stuck like that
And it's crazy cus' that n***a blocked me, I can't even get in contact with him no more
And a n***a ain't give me my money back
So basically, I got robbed, beat, and I need to sue him

[Verse 2]
Why my haircut so fucking bad?
This haircut is so bad I deserve my money back
If my hair don't grow back, I'm comin' to whoop yo' ass
Don't go to any barber because everybody can't cut
It's a 99.5 percent chance the new barber will fuck you up
They don't care about yo' hair, they just want your money
Damn, he got me!
[Outro]
Damn a n***a fucked me up like, that n***a fucked my shit up!
Do you see that shit?
Oh my fuckin' gosh like, like a fuckin' blind person could've did better than this shit
Like n***a I could've did this at my fuckin house n***a
This shit is terrible bro, like give me my fuckin' money back bro
Why the fuck did I sit in the chair?
Why I sit down?
Damn man, worst haircut I ever got bro
Damn man, this shit trash like why did I sit down?
Fuck!