[Chorus]
When I was younger I thought I was a Llama
I just got beat up by Barack Obama
I just got mistaked as a grandma
Ay, do a duck sound like EUUUUH!?
I just got stuck in some syrup
My head fell off my body, this like pick it up
Got a bald head, they thought I was Chauncey Billups
I was in the WWE, until I got beat up

[Verse 1]
Random penguin, EEHUHUH!
I'm on a plane, AHHH!
I just got caught snortin' cocaine
I thought it was fire, but it was propane
I heard "Weezy F. Baby"
Wait, Lil Wayne?

[Chorus]
When I was younger I thought I was a Llama
I just got beat up by Barack Obama
I just got mistaked as a grandma
Ay, do a duck sound like EUUUUH!?
I just got stuck in some syrup
My head fell off my body, this like pick it up
Got a bald head, they thought I was Chauncey Billups
I was in the WWE, until I got beat up
[Verse 2]
Lost a fight to some rats and roaches
I got tricked by a witch, cookin' up a potion
Went up to somebody like, "Got your nose!"
(Givе me my nose back bitch!
Ahhh! I'm just playin'!)
It's hot in herе can somebody can get the fan?
I used to be cool with Edward Scissorhands
Until I figured out he had scissors for hands
Went to sleep woke up bald
Wait, what? Not again!

[Chorus]
When I was younger I thought I was a Llama
I just got beat up by Barack Obama
I just got mistaked as a grandma
Ay, do a duck sound like EUUUUH!?
I just got stuck in some syrup
My head fell off my body, this like pick it up
Got a bald head, they thought I was Chauncey Billups
I was in the WWE, until I got beat up