[Intro]
(cxsar)
(Fuck you, cxsar)

[Chorus]
Slipped in the tub and hit my neck
Went to the store and bought some chicken breasts
Got beat up by a strong chef
Went to a WWE event and became the ref’
Don't talk to me, you got morning breath
She went HAA and I passed out
My car stuck in the snow (PNEEEEW)
Old lady (He needs some milk)
Jumped in the water because I thought I had gills
Doesn’t Plankton body look like a pill?
I dined and dashed, I ain’t wanna pay the bill
I look at her like, “Ayy, is your ass real?”

[Verse]
(OHAAAAGH) Brought my hand on the grill
Cow in the Backyard (MOOOOO)
Cheetah (MRAW MRAW)
The dudе from Cowardge the Couradly Dog (Stupid dog)
It’s a bird, it's a plane, nopе, it’s a frog
Seen my grandma wearing my drawers
I can’t see nothing, it’s too much fog
Went to sleep and woke up, I was wearing a bra
Ion wear Jordans I wear Skechers
My cowboy boots is made out of leather
They say I’m skinny, I’m built like a feather
OWW, IT MY RUN, IT’S APRIL!
Fuck I spilled all my orange soda
Falling down the cliff (AHHHHHH)
Slipped on the wet floor sign (AHHHHH)
Retarded chicken (COCKA DOODLE DAAY)
Messed me up because I fell asleep in the chair
Walked in with hair, left out with no hair
Just lost a game of Truth or Dare
Ayy bro, can I get on the song?
[Chorus]
Slipped in the tub and hit my neck
Went to the store and bought some chicken breasts
Got beat up by a strong chef
Went to a WWE event and became the ref’
Don't talk to me, you got morning breath
She went HAA and I passed out
My car stuck in the snow (PNEEEEW)
Old lady (He needs some milk)
Jumped in the water because I thought I had gills
Doesn’t Plankton body look like a pill?
I dined and dashed, I ain’t wanna pay the bill
I look at her like, “Ayy, is your ass real?”