[Intro]
(Yuno Marr)

[Verse]
I hit my toe on the side of the bed
Went outside at 3 in the morning and got chased by a clown
A shark thought I was an appetizer
I used to be best friends with a jaguar
I bought a car off a crackhead
Hung out at the store too long, I got cool with all the crackheads
I had a sleepover at my house, we all slept on twin beds
I don't sleepover at my friend's house because he never got no pillows
I slipped on a wet floor sign in the mall
I put my hazards lights on in the middle of traffic
I slipped on fabric softener
I fought an Asian person and they hit me with a mop
I've seen an Asian person eating Kung Pao chicken
I went to the store and I bought some chicken
I looked in the mirror and I became an owl
I turned into a bedspread sheet
Some old lady put her teeth in my hand
Michael Jackson had a tiny booty chin
I think that's why he can go, "Hee hee"
Hung out with Count Dracula and got turned into a vampire
I used to be scared of soap
Until I figured out it that it's actually coffee
She said she love me because I drink coffee
But she didn't know I was drinking hot cocoa