[Chorus]
Just learned how to rap, that's why I'm so fire
They say I look like a dryer
Got shocked by a wire
I went "Giggity!" like Quagmire
Where you buy them shoes? They is fire
And I just accidentally set my head on fire
Look, AHH! I'm on fire!
Hey, can I borrow your, uh, hand sanitizer?
I'm in the ocean like a scuba diver
Got a flat head like a screwdriver
Just seen somebody drink some pickle juice
The back my head like a basketball hoop
Should've went to the NBA, but I can't hoop
Just fought a cow, he went "MOO!"
I chased a bone like, "ROO-ROO-ROO!"
I just went, *Horse whinny*

[Verse 1]
I got mistaked as a shrimp
I go "HA-AH!" just like a chimp
I just ran from a panda
When I drive my car it sound like, "BRRRRRR"
Dang, I really got a toy car
I used to work at a bar
That was before I got a car
Got fired from my last job because I said "PBPBPBPBPBPB" (What?)
[Chorus]
Just learned how to rap, that's why I'm so fire
They say I look like a dryer
Got shocked by a wire
I went "Giggity!" like Quagmire
Where you buy them shoes? They is fire
And I just accidentally set my head on fire
Look, AHH! I'm on fire!
Hey, can I borrow your, uh, hand sanitizer?
I'm in the ocean like a scuba diver
Got a flat head like a screwdriver
Just seen somebody drink some pickle juice
The back my head like a basketball hoop
Should've went to the NBA, but I can't hoop
Just fought a cow, he went "MOO!"
I chased a bone like, "ROO-ROO-ROO!"
I just went, *Horse whinny*

[Verse 2]
From the hood, but I'm in the suburbs
My neighbor next door looked like birds
Did you know the bird that a word?
I keep hearing "CAW!" Ay, what's that?
I think it's my neighbor's cat
Ay, for real though bruh, you ain't got no bats
Like I was behind yo' house and I seen a-
AHH IT'S A BAT!
[Chorus]
Just learned how to rap, that's why I'm so fire
They say I look like a dryer
Got shocked by a wire
I went "Giggity!" like Quagmire
Where you buy them shoes? They is fire
And I just accidentally set my head on fire
Look, AHH! I'm on fire!
Hey, can I borrow your, uh, hand sanitizer?
I'm in the ocean like a scuba diver
Got a flat head like a screwdriver
Just seen somebody drink some pickle juice
The back my head like a basketball hoop
Should've went to the NBA, but I can't hoop
Just fought a cow, he went "MOO!"
I chased a bone like, "ROO-ROO-ROO!"
I just went, *Horse whinny*