[Chorus]
I feel like an air conditioner
I feel like a UPS package
I feel like a refrigerator
I feel like a pack of old hot dogs
I feel like a pack of old Red Bull
I feel like a grocery store bag
I feel like Courage the Cowardly Dog
I feel like Clifford the Big Red Dog

[Verse]
I feel like a pencil sharpener
I feel like a Nintendo DS
I feel like a PSP
I feel like a Nintendo 64
I feel like Xbox One
Actually the first Xbox
I feel like a PS8
But it didn't even come out yet

[Chorus]
I feel like an air conditioner
I feel like a UPS package
I feel like a refrigerator
I feel like a pack of old hot dogs
I feel like a pack of old Red Bull
I feel like a grocery store bag
I feel like Courage the Cowardly Dog
I feel like Clifford the Big Red Dog