[Intro]
(cxsar)

[Chorus]
I tried to eat a rock til' I broke my teeth
The sound of a bell sounds like DING DING
I'm knocking on your door, hello? Ring ring!
I went to the store and bought some wing-dings
My jewelry is fake, that shit stale
Ayy, open up the door! Ayy, it's yo mail!
And i'm going down the street, “Meow”, Gary the Snail?
“Nah, it's Uncle Ruckus”, oh my bad, I couldn't tell

[Verse]
All that nagging in my ear, you sound like RRRUUHRURURHRH
Got in a fight with a fly and I accidentally won
I just became friends with Frankenstein's son
Accidentally got in a car with a blind person that was driving
Looked over to my side, AHHH, it's a zombie!
Ohh my fault, my fault, grandma, I'm sorry
Jumped off the trampoline on top of my house
I just seen a cat fighting a mouse
Mario ate a mushroom and he got big
Got some oil on my hand and slap a bald head person
Ahh, my head burning!
Pulled off on a dirt bike; GAARNGARNHEJN
Got electrocuted in the rain; ZZZZZZZZYZUZYZYZ
I got trapped inside a wall
I got chased by a wild dog
Jumping in the rain, I think i'm a leap frog
[Chorus]
I tried to eat a rock til' I broke my teeth
The sound of a bell sounds like DING DING
I'm knocking on your door, hello? Ring ring!
I went to the store and bought some wing-dings
My jewelry is fake, that shit stale
Ayy, open up the door! Ayy, it's yo mail!
And i'm going down the street, “Meow”, Gary the Snail?
“Nah, it's Uncle Ruckus”, oh my bad, I couldn't tell