[Intro]
(Oh, [?])

[Verse]
I tried to be a Super Saiyan, but I turned out to be a Namekian
I tried to be Goku, but I'm just Krillin
I put peanut butter on a spaceship that was going to Mars
I tried to play 2K online and got hit by a car
They kicked my out the rock band because I broke a guitar
Hanging out with Melman, then Gloria from Madagascar
Tried to be a squirrel, but I'm just a hippopotamus
Then I tried to hang out with squids, but I'm a squidtologist
Put a whole bunch of balloons on my house, now we flying away
I don't got no spaceship, my car could fly outer space
I thought I was a Tootsie Roll, but instead I'm just some Goldfish
I tried to rhyme potato with tomato and came out with potatoato

[Outro]
(Oh, [?])