[Intro]
(Thank you so much, Bandy!)

[Chorus]
Fruit Loops better than Apple Jacks
I told a crackhead that he said, "Nothing better than crack"
I seen somebody scratching they back
I ate a Fruit Roll-Up off that person back
I am a new breed of a duck, quack quack
I told a crackhead that he said, "I got that crack crack"
Crackhead took my bottle of soda for crack crack
He got punched in his jaw, crack crack

[Verse]
Pimp say, "Give me my money", smack smack
He put a needle in his vein, that must be crack crack
He ain't got no teeth in his mouth, he must of sold them for crack crack
Broke up with my girl 'cause she started doing crack
Every time my family talk, all I hear is, "Quack quack"
Just 'cause we part ducks, we don't do crack
Gave her some money, she went straight to buy some crack
I went in a pond to go live with some ducks, quack quack

[Chorus]
Fruit Loops better than Apple Jacks
I told a crackhead that he said, "Nothing better than crack"
I seen somebody scratching they back
I ate a Fruit Roll-Up off that person back
I am a new breed of a duck, quack quack
I told a crackhead that he said, "I got that crack crack"
Crackhead took my bottle of soda for crack crack
He got punched in his jaw, crack crack