[Intro]
(Yuno Marr)

[Verse]
I asked this girl, "Can I suck your titty?"
That’s when she put her titty in my mouth
I was broke, I was sleeping on the couch
My house was infested with roaches
I just fought Nacho Libre
I told a Mexican, "Nacho libre"
I seen an old person using Icy Hot
I couldn't peel a banana so I stepped on it
They have a PS4 so I had a PS2
Got stung by a bee and I caught the flu
I was teasing animals at the zoo
Then one broke out the cage and caught me
The dentist told you my teeth was fucked up
Jumped out of a cage and scared somebody
Somebody thought I was Ricky Bobby
But they didn't know I was actually Ariana Grande
My teeth so yellow, they look like popcorn
I ate a mushroom and I went crazy
Shake one side of my head, now I'm bald-sided
I looked at my nose and went crosseyed-ed
I tried to drive a boat and I crashed it
I showed her magic and I took her wig
I pulled down my pants, she said I got a little tip
My rap name used to be Lil' Cough Drop
I had a cough so I took a cough drop
I walked on the sidewalk and fell
You look like Gary the Snail
You got fake USPA on
Started wearing that fake cologne they gave you for Christmas
I got in trouble 'cause I didn’t do the dishes
Went to KFC and got some crispy chicken
They brought me clothes that was too big on Christmas
[Outro]
(Yuno Marr)