[Chorus]
Money long, Michael Jordan
Bald head, Michael Jordan
Stupid n***a, Michael Jordan
Ugly n***a, Michael Jordan
Taco Bell, Michael Jordan
McDonald's, Michael Jordan
This is the sound of Michael Jordan
AWHHUAGHUAAGHA
Michael Jordan, what, who’s that?
Michael Jordan, wait, who the fuck is that?
Michael Jordan, who the fuck is that?
Michael Jordan, n***a, who the fuck is that?
Michael Jordan music trash (Yeah)
This is the sound of me scratching my ass
AGHWAHAAAHAHAHAH SHIT, AHH

[Verse 1]
Damn, I can't believe this shit
Why Michael Jordan sound like this?
AHH AHH AHH U AHH U AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH
Like, what the fuck, bro?
Every time I try to buy some Jordans
Every time they do the Michael Jordan sound and shit
They be like AHHAHHAHHAHHAHH
Like, what the fuck?
[Chorus]
Monеy long, Michael Jordan
Bald head, Michael Jordan
Stupid n***a, Michaеl Jordan
Ugly n***a, Michael Jordan
Taco Bell, Michael Jordan
McDonald's, Michael Jordan
This is the sound of Michael Jordan
AWHHUAGHUAAGHA
Michael Jordan, what, who’s that?
Michael Jordan, wait, who the fuck is that?
Michael Jordan, who the fuck is that?
Michael Jordan, n***a, who the fuck is that?
Michael Jordan music trash (Yeah)
This is the sound of me scratching my ass
AGHWAHAAAHAHAHAH SHIT, AHH

[Verse 2]
Couldn't have done this without you (Without you)
Girl you got me in my feelings (My feelings)
You know you got me on this song (This song)
And I'm trying to find my way on (Way on)
And I feel like Michael Jordiyawn

[Chorus]
Money long, Michael Jordan
Bald head, Michael Jordan
Stupid n***a, Michael Jordan
Ugly n***a, Michael Jordan
Taco Bell, Michael Jordan
McDonald's, Michael Jordan
This is the sound of Michael Jordan
AWHHUAGHUAAGHA
Michael Jordan, what, who's that?
Michael Jordan, wait, who the fuck is that?
Michael Jordan, who the fuck is that?
Michael Jordan, n***a, who the fuck is that?
Michael Jordan music trash (Yeah)
This is the sound of me scratching my ass
AGHWAHAAAHAHAHAH SHIT, AHH