[Intro]
(Level)

[Chorus]
Got in an argument with a black cat, got out-hopped by a rabbit
Raced a cheetah in a car, twinkle twinkle little star
My car only got two tires, I ate some cheese in a potato
And my house ain’t got no tables, my car look like Mater
I don’t eat tater tots, I’d rather eat a burger
I ran from the elevator, had to go walk up the stairs
I was friends with a bat and he was a vampire
I went to your house, you had a washer but no dryer

[Verse]
Fought a kangaroo, he knocked my eyes black
I’m barking like a dog and screaming at a cat
New car is jet black but I’m a black cat
I’m Master Splinter, I’m a sеwer rat
I’m the ninja turtles tryna fight thе Splinter
I ain’t got no house so I sleep in a dog shed
I know a horse and his name is Curtis
I know a dog and his name is Curtis, too

[Chorus]
Got in an argument with a black cat, got out-hopped by a rabbit
Raced a cheetah in a car, twinkle twinkle little star
My car only got two tires, I ate some cheese on a potato
And my house ain’t got no tables, my car look like Mater
I don’t eat tater tots, I’d rather eat a burger
I ran from the elevator, had to go walk up the stairs
I was friends with a bat and he was a vampire
I went to your house, you had a washer but no dryer